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M.H.B.

Prepare to leave your comfort zone.

By BrenPublished 2 years ago Updated 2 years ago 1 min read

yeah yeah yeah, i know right

it’s all just a little bit iffy

it’s not exactly a regular fat

and it’s not a proper stiffy

basically: it’s just me and my turgid member

one of us is definitely a loner

this, my twisted love; is a knife of flesh

misogynistic hate boner

my fully erect manhood

is now a political threat

the swollen implications are rife

and i’m nowhere near to being done yet

i’m going to transplant this bad boy

as soon as i find a willing donor

for me and for my fully engorged

misogynistic hate boner

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CDXCVII

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About the Creator

Bren

"It's just a token of my extreme!" - Frank Zappa

"Cause it's all in the heat of the moment It's all in the pain!!!" - Devin Townsend

Centre Stage with the wonderful Heather Hubler

I'm writing it out not acting in doubt!

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  • Dee Dee Farrrrk2 years ago

    NAICE MATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gotta love misogynistic hate boners!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Oh I love the concept you used here! Well done!

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