Old Dan was approaching his eighties
But had quite a way with the ladies.
It wasn't his strength
Or his girth or his length,
But the fun they had in his Mercedes.
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This one will, perhaps, offend some readers. It's a limerick, for fun, very much like the ones offered as toasts in pubs, aka bars, saloons. No more, no less. Please enjoy it as such.
About the Creator
Dana Crandell
Dad, Stepdad, Grandpa, Husband, lover of Nature and dogs.
Poet, Writer, Editor, Photographer, Artist and Tech/Internet nerd.
My first published poetry collection: Life, Love & Ludicrosity
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Comments (8)
🌶️🔥🥵
cute, made me chuckle
I didn't want to laugh, but I did!
Ha! Good one. Dan is the Man!
Ha! This one is great! Ludicrous!
🤣🤣🤣 love it!
So it was all about Mercedes 😆.
Omg I spit out my coffee 🤣🤣🤣🤣. This is a true limerick hahaha