Love is Like an Online Sale

I browsed through life, just scrolling by,

Not sure if love was worth a try.

The options vast, the choices wide,

Too many deals—I couldn’t decide!

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Then you popped up, a rare delight,

A five-star find that felt just right.

Your smile? A discount too insane,

A buy-one-heart, get mine the same!

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I read the reviews, still full of doubt,

“Too good to be true?” I nearly backed out.

But something said, “Just take the chance,”

So I clicked on love—no second glance.

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Now shipping fast, no time to stall,

No refund needed—I'll take it all!

You’re my best deal, my perfect pair,

A lifetime warranty? I’m fully aware!

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So here we are, no buyer’s regret,

A love so rare, the best one yet.

Through every glitch, through every spree,

I’d add you to my cart endlessly! ❤️