LIVING THE DREAM

Mom and dad did great, I’m their first mistake

On my day of birth, they were cursing earth

Welcomed with a slap, mom cried take him back

Diaper days were done, mom has all the fun

On the throne I shat, celebrating crap

Skip the grade school time, their no friend of mine

Oh my high school days, learned my loving ways

Found my steady girl, promised her the world

There’s the place we wed, shame she shared our bed

We both said I do, others though she knew

The kid’s turned out fine, sure wish they were mine

Don’t regret what’s said, by the way how’s Fred?

Now we chose the course, treasure our divorce

No matter what’s said, never call me Fred!