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Lionel

A poem

By Mother CombsPublished 2 years ago 1 min read
Image by Piyapong Saydaung from Pixabay

Lionel was stinking, filthy rich

He got his money from a witch

When he found her in a ditch

He told her she was not a b*tch

That must have been the perfect pitch

She granted his wish with a twitch

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Mother Combs

Come near, sit a spell, and listen to tales of old as I sit and rock by my fire. I'll serve you some cocoa and cookies as I tell you of the time long gone by when your Greats-greats once lived.

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  • Denise E Lindquist2 years ago

    Fun rhyming poem! Great!😊💕

  • C. H. Richard2 years ago

    Whatever works for Lionel 😊

  • Please, where can I find that witch in a ditch? I wanna help her too!

  • Test2 years ago

    This made me chuckle! Thank you -Needed it! Love the picure too, super cute! 🤍🤍🤍

  • This is so clever and tongue twisty

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