There once was a nearsighted prostitute
Who sought her house of ill-repute
But she walked into a warehouse
Instead of the whorehouse
Her forklift was beyond dispute
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Gerard DiLeo
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Getting Serious About Comedy (Part I)
If I were asked to remark on my life and the childhood that paved some road leading me to this point, I would have to say something about all the funny people who surrounded me for the last 26,872 days (and counting). Somewhere along that road, I became a big fan of laughter and the comedy that spawns it – and, I mean not only my own laughter, but the laughter of others, some of which I have actually been responsible for inducing.
By John Oliver Smith6 days ago in Humor
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HA! Love it.
This is hilarious
Um...what? Too funny Gerard. hahahaha
It’s 3:30am where i am and i laughed at this too hard 😅
Hahahahahahahahah omgggg I laughed so much for this!
Funny. Perhaps you could do one where she accidentally walks into an opticians? Although that wouldn't be funny really. Forget I said anything.