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Let's Play

Have You Ever?

By ROCK aka Andrea Polla (Simmons)Published 5 months ago 2 min read
Let's Play
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Hey, Larry, have you ever been to Alaska?

Whaaat? Why would I go to Alaska? You crazy freak.

I don't think it's so crazy, I hear the summers quite nice up there. Could take a cruise or something, right?

Whaaat? A cruise? Why the hell would I take a cruise. You're nuts Buster.

All we do is sit here staring at the clear, pristine water eating sunflower seeds. It's boring me to tears. Let's play a game!

Whaaat kinda game? I'm too old for games, 'sides, I ain't bored. Yu's the one who's bored dufus.

C'mon Larry go along with me for once. Please? I will ask you a question and you answer. That's it. Okay?

Whaaat kinda a game is that? I never heard of it. You're crackers Buster.

Humor me. First question. Have you ever been to Alaska?

For Gaga's sake! You already know the answer you albino cornball! Is there something wrong with you? You on something? Eating some weird dried fruit with sulphites again? You need some help bruh.

Give me another chance Larry; CAW CAW!

Whaaat the fuh-? You a crow now?

Have you ever seen Schitt's Creek?

Whaaat? Whaddah you talkin' 'bout? I swear you need to find new digs. Your'e a menace to me. Nothing but a menace. Go on a cruise, go to Alaska he says. Shit's Creek? You're up shit's creek as far as I'm concerned.

Larry, it's a show on the television. We're playing a quiz game!

Alright. My turn Buster. No, I have not seen nothing on TV about shit. Here's a question for you? Have you ever thought about having your wings clipped?

Umm. Nope. Why?

You should do it? It'll be fun! After you have your make-over we'll go look at stars from the Brooklyn Bridge. Does that sound like fun to you?

I guess so. Lookin' at the stars with my best friend sounds like a great night, bruh. But why the Brooklyn Bridge?

'Cause when your dumbass is busy staring at them stars I'm gonna kick your shit into the Hudson River you ding-a-ling. ~

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ROCK aka Andrea Polla (Simmons)

~ American feminist living in Sweden ~ SHE/HER

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  • Lightning Bolt ⚡5 months ago

    🤣😂🤣 Love this!!! I have cockatoos sitting in my drafts right now to eventually do for my bird series. I might like this to that! ⚡💙Bill ⚡

  • Hahahahahahahaha omgggg this was hilarious! Albino cornball! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Kenny Penn5 months ago

    “You need help bruh” 😂😂😂. Too long since I read a good comedy

  • Caitlin Charlton5 months ago

    - Larry is funny and seems like a happy cockatoo 0 not so for the other, more serious and straight forward - wait, ‘whaaat’, is the noise the cockatoos make. Smart, interweaving that into his personality. 0 ‘ you need some help bruh’ 🤣 - I love that you included the things they eat 👌🏽 0 caw caw, lol he turned into a crow - I agree, schitt creek is really sh*t Creek 🤣 0 ‘wings clipped’ that’s mean - looking at stars at Brooklyn bridge does sound good … ♥️♥️ I take that last bit back ♥️♥️ … ‘ ding a long’ lol, hilarious all the way to the end ♥️🤗

  • Ha… this was so sweet to read.. loved it. I do wonder what birds “talk” about; be funny if it were like this! 😜😄🦅🕊️

  • Fun listening to the thought of bird brains

  • That was fun, but saw the title as "Let's Pray" 😸

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