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Leaving the Restaurant

With that big dark spot

By Dana CrandellPublished 2 years ago β€’ 1 min read
Leaving the Restaurant
Photo by @felipepelaquim on Unsplash

A glass of water

Spilled by the child next to me

Not what it looks like

***

Definitely from personal experience...

humorsad poetry

About the Creator

Dana Crandell

Dad, Stepdad, Grandpa, Husband, lover of Nature and dogs.

Poet, Writer, Editor, Photographer, Artist and Tech/Internet nerd.

My first published poetry collection: Life, Love & Ludicrosity

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  • Paul Stewart2 years ago

    I was going to be an arse and call BS...but several 'lovely' people beat me to the punch!! haha! you nailed this one, bud!

  • Been there, done that. (Only it was me.)

  • Dana Stewart2 years ago

    Good one!

  • But have you ever had to deal with a red stain on the back of your pants? Lol 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

  • Kristen Balyeat2 years ago

    Mmmhmmmm. Suuuurrrreeee it is… Haha! Too good!

  • Mother Combs2 years ago

    Sure πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“

  • Cathy holmes2 years ago

    I believe you. Honest, I do. 🀣

  • Alexander McEvoy2 years ago

    Oh so embarrassing! And people do always assume the worst *shakes head as though he's not also guilty of this* Excellent poem, Dana!

  • Kendall Defoe 2 years ago

    Sure it isn't... πŸ˜‰

  • Test2 years ago

    I laughed out loud. πŸ˜‚ well done

  • Mo Darasi2 years ago

    That's unfortunate 🀣

  • Likely story, bro! JK! I had a good laugh!

  • Margaret Brennan2 years ago

    been there! great reminder.

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