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Last Meal

Kentucky Fried and Feelin' Fine

By Jeffrey SparksPublished 3 years ago Updated 3 years ago 1 min read

While eating 12 shrimp, fries, and a pound of strawberries, John recalled the 11 ingredient recipe prior to finishing the last chicken wing.

2/3 tablespoons salt

1⁄2 tablespoons thyme

1⁄2 tablespoons basil

1⁄3 tablespoons oregano

1 tablespoon celery salt

1 tablespoon black pepper

1 tablespoon dry mustard

4 tablespoons paprika

2 tablespoons garlic salt

1 tablespoon ground ginger

3 tablespoons white pepper

After managing three KFC restaurants, John was proud to remember and proceeded to lick grease from his fingers.

"Let's go, Mr. Gacy," said a guard.

John then stood and walked to lethal injection for 33 counts of murder.

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Jeffrey Sparks

Adversity is kindling I choose to burn to keep my hands warm in winter ensuring my words will stretch beyond the years that turn my bones to dust.

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  • Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago

    Fantastic! I’ll remember this recipe, too! 😀😃😄

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