my arse is itching and i'm eating like a horse
in light of the symptoms it's worms of course
so i said to the chemist Combantrim please
he looked at me like i had a contagious disease
it's just worms i said as i scratched my ring
just worms in my gut it don't mean a thing
it's just worms
...
just worms
the slimy little freeloader aint no friend of mine
got an eight foot tapeworm pretending to be an intestine
parasitic hitchhikers residing in my colon
that's why i'm always hungry that why my tummy's swollen
it's just worms i said as i scratched my ring
just worms in my gut it don't mean a thing
it's just worms
...
just worms
there's a tingle in my rectum and a feeling in my gut
just felt a little wormy head wriggle out of my butt
and still my arse is itchy and that's no word of a lie
i just swallowed a pack of worming tabs one of us is going to die
it's just worms i said as i scratched my ring
just worms in my gut it don't mean a thing
it's just worms
...
just worms
...
About the Creator
Bren
"It's just a token of my extreme!" - Frank Zappa
"Cause it's all in the heat of the moment It's all in the pain!!!" - Devin Townsend
Centre Stage with the wonderful Heather Hubler
I'm writing it out not acting in doubt!
Where's the Glory?
In breaking news, rehabilitated Republican Senator Johnnie Johnson (Pronouns: HE, HIM, HIS) called a press conference from the Men’s room of the New Orleans Louis Armstrong International Airport, Concourse B, across from the Ignatius Reilly’s Lucky Dog stand. The Senator had just returned from a sexual reorientation rehabilitation program in Memphis, TN after being publically disgraced at a Buckee’s Truckstop restroom soliciting sex from an undercover cop three months ago. He is a founding member of the Reformed Christians for Christ, a conservative, pro-family and ex-gay advocacy group. In the spirit of being reborn, Senator Johnson invited reporters to marvel at his plans for a major remodeling of airport bathrooms.
By Cathy Schieffelin5 days ago in Humor
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