
Go to work, as long as it’s at home
No socialising, you can chat on the phone
Takeaway open, but you can’t dine at a table
Use up £10 vouchers, while you are able
Masks in schools, in lockdown areas
Or Headteachers choice, that seems fairest
If showing symptoms, please book a test
Nearest centre to Brighton, up in Inverness
Cases are spiking, although no one is actually ill
So to be blissfully unaware, take the blue pill
Blame first the old, middle aged, now the young
It’s all the peoples fault, for wanting some fun
Restrictions are back, just in time for planned protests
Although, there is still 5days, so Coroni can have a rest
Six people only, whether you are outdoors or in
Now increased fines, breaking the rules, is a sin
Peaceful protests, in cities world wide
Not in the news, this is info they like to hide
Do as you are told, hide behind your mask
Otherwise, restrictions will last and last
Social media, now closing down peoples accounts
For questioning the lunacy, and just speaking out
Terms are changing from October the first
Facebook, so caring, about feelings getting hurt
Death rates are lower than annual average.
So scaremongering, with cases, to cause mental damage
Still being told that an untested vaccine is our saviour
So until it arrives, be on your best behaviour
Oh by the way, don’t you worry about Brexit
This enormous smokescreen, will help you forget it
Leave it to us, to decide what is best
Let’s extend furlough, you all need the rest
All football matches, will now be screened from September
Just to keep you happy, and so you won’t remember
That these conditions were only for a few weeks
To flatten the curve, till after the peak
It’s very important, that you have faith in the elected
When you voted, is this what you expected?
It’s time to say no, to this farcical situation
And bring back some sanity, to this new Dystopian nation
Just Saying
About the Creator
Warwick Holding
I’ve always been a storyteller, I’d love to say I was a writer, but I can’t. If people were even reading this on the toilet. I’d be humbled.
I write short, but true stuff, I try to mix honesty with humour, because it’s the only way I know




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