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Ivan and Heidi

an old joke retold

By BrenPublished 2 years ago 1 min read
CC BY-SA 3.0

Ivan took Heidi out to the bush

Ivan had something for Heidi to see

Heidi thought this a little strange

but inside she felt a small brush of glee

Ivan drove off into the bush

telling Heidi it was all fine

ninety kays per on a dirt road

past the Belanglo State Forest sign

he pulled up round a corner

and told Heidi to get out of the car

oh Ivan," she said "it’s so dark

i am not be seeing that far

Heidi hadn’t read the papers

Heidi hadn’t seen the news

Heidi didn’t know

there was a serial killer on the loose

it’s just over there” he said

and pointed off into the night

leave your back pack in the car

he told her, “it’ll be alright

oh Ivan,” she said "it’s so spooky

and then she started to sob

jittery cries racked her body

but she didn’t shut her gob

“oh Ivan” she wailed “i‘m so scared

and then she started to moan

shut up ya silly bitch” Ivan told her

i have to walk back on my own

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Bren

"It's just a token of my extreme!" - Frank Zappa

"Cause it's all in the heat of the moment It's all in the pain!!!" - Devin Townsend

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  • Dharrsheena Raja Segarran2 years ago

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha I freaking loved this!

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