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It's Not Easy Being Green

An Ode to Kermit and my dad who both taught me more than I realized

By Maria CalderoniPublished 5 years ago 2 min read
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(Meant to be read aloud)

“It’s not easy being green”

I hear these words echo echo through my mind

Burning burning in my soul

“It’s not easy being green”

He sang he sang as I grew up

These words this song this song

“It’s not easy being green”

Over and over I wondered why

Why why was it so hard --this being green?

“It’s not easy being green”

He was a frog a frog

And then my dad my dad

“It’s not easy being green”

* * * * *

As I grew the song remained

Embedded deep deep inside

“It’s not easy being green”

What did it mean what did it mean?

I thought and thought

“It’s not easy being green?”

What’s wrong with green?

Is it boring, is it drab?

“If it’s not easy being green…”

What about those other colors?

Could I be red or yellow or gold or something more colorful?

But no, “It’s not easy being green”

Blending in with all the ordinary things

This camouflage existence, is it my destiny?

“It’s so hard being green”

No one notices, notices

I am not seen seen

“It’s so so hard being green”

Always fading fading

Passed on by passed on by

“It’s so boring being green”

* * * * *

But green, green is the color of spring

Green can be cool so cool and inviting

“It’s not easy being green”

But maybe it can be friendly be friendly

Can green be big and tall and important?

“It’s not easy being green”

But maybe it can be important important

Can green be beautiful beautiful?

“What if green is all there is to be?”

I sit I sit, the grave just there

Daddy, why must we be green? I cry

“Why is green all there is to be?”

The grave is still so still

The grass waves softly in the wind

“The green grass sways contentedly”

And I wonder why -- but why wonder

It’s been here all the time

“I’m green and it’ll do fine”

I am beautiful just as I am and I think it’s what I wanna be…

It’s not easy being green, but I was made to just be me

Dedicated to Kermit and my dad who both sang "It's Not Easy Being Green" until I finally got it.

Please enjoy the original song: It's Not Easy Being Green

performance poetry

About the Creator

Maria Calderoni

Born a lover of stories. I love to read, write and tell them. Tales of inspiration, resilience and struggle.

A life long learner, I enjoy nothing more than sharing interesting and useful things I have learned so far.

Please join me.

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