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It is rude to be pranked and left in the nude.

So, I say workout and get buff. That way you can flex when you're buff.

By Thavien YliasterPublished 3 years ago 1 min read
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The worst fear about being in water park?

Isn't being caught in the pool making bubbles from a fart.

Normally it would be of death and of drowning.

Yet, that's too depressing and downing.

Most people are afraid of losing their swimsuit.

A common simple truth that most will not refute.

Whether by a slippery trope or from somebody being malicious.

This happens all the time, even in stories that aren't fictitious.

Whenever I go swimming I wear underwear underneath my trunks.

I also workout to feel comfortable in my body. I'm quite the hunk.

Still, being stripped publicly is rather hated.

Nobody wants to be publicly embarrassed, especially naked.

If you care to read three limericks to feel cherry.

Why not read what happens between Sally and Jerry?

slam poetry

About the Creator

Thavien Yliaster

Thank You for stopping by. Please, make yourself comfortable. I'm a novice poet, fiction writer, and dream journalist.

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  • Heather Hubler3 years ago

    LOL, this is like everyone's worst nightmare at a water park! Or having your suit shoved up your butt and you have to retrieve it, hahaha. Great one!!

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