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Irish Wedding

A matter of wife or death

By J. S. WadePublished 3 years ago 1 min read
Top Story - March 2023

Flanigans old maid lass

strutted and showed her ass.

Kelvanny’s son espied,

and exposed his naked eye.

A shotgun wedding at last.

performance poetry

About the Creator

J. S. Wade

Since reading Tolkien in Middle school, I have been fascinated with creating, reading, and hearing art through story’s and music. I am a perpetual student of writing and life.

J. S. Wade owns all work contained here.

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  • Roy Stevens3 years ago

    🤣🤣

  • Lol, trhis cracked me up! Congratulations on your Top Story!

  • Leslie Writes3 years ago

    Haha Classic! 😊

  • Caroline Jane3 years ago

    🤣🤣

  • Paul Stewart3 years ago

    Oh hahahahaa this was brilliant. So funny...and love the pic. Well done on Top Story, it's well deserved!

  • C. H. Richard3 years ago

    Ah the Flanigans and Kevanny's up to Shanigans again! Quite clever🍀☘️💚 The artwork is hilarious too!

  • Heather Hubler3 years ago

    Hahahah!!! Such fun! Loved the artwork to go with it. Congratulations on Top Story!

  • Gina C.3 years ago

    Congratulations on Top Story!! :)

  • Cheryl E Preston3 years ago

    Love this

  • Congratulations 🎉

  • Awesome!!

  • OMG, your subtitle has me rolling on the floor laughing. But the limerick is just as good. Congratulations on your Top Story!

  • Hilarious 😂 congratulations on top story Scott!!!

  • Mariann Carroll3 years ago

    Congrats on Top Story🥳

  • JBaz3 years ago

    Ha, love it. Ya have to watch that wandering eye.

  • Call Me Les3 years ago

    😂😂😂 Brilliant! Congrats Scott!

  • Congratulations on your Top Story

  • SAID EL MARDI3 years ago

    I'm really shocked! I didn't know if this was even possible

  • Donna Renee3 years ago

    “Wife or death” 🤣

  • Nikki Clam3 years ago

    That was literally a WOAH!

  • Cathy holmes3 years ago

    Congrats on the Top Story

  • Loryne Andawey3 years ago

    And you were worried about getting banned 😂. Congratulations on your Top Story!

  • Bahahaha. Ata boy Scott, jump on the way in and take the reins

  • How many entendres was that!!!

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