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Beatitudes with Attitude

By Gerard DiLeoPublished 2 years ago 1 min read
Sermon on the Molehill

Teeny Weenie feels unworthy

But he will live forever unEarthly;

Steely Feely could never brag

About how she will fill her shopping bag;

Notso Fatso could not abide

His loss but then found his ride;

Ipsy Dipsy took her stand

To eat from the self-righteousness of Man;

Upsy Daisy forgave those at fault

And found reciprocals in gestalt;

Izzy Wizzy dodged soiled heart

From excuses that people said she aught;

Oinky Boinky stepped in to quell

And make himself worth the final knell;

Dipsy Flipsy took the hit

And hung on her cloud the building permit.

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Gerard DiLeo

Retired, not tired. Hippocampus, behave!

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  • Dharrsheena Raja Segarran2 years ago

    I freaking burst out laughing at Notso Fatso! That was hilarious! Loved your poem!

  • Babs Iverson2 years ago

    Left a heart!!!

  • AUTHOR'S NOTE: Matthew 5:3-10 in nursery rhyme

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