Cooking in the kitchen with a knife- what if I cut my finger off?
Getting a hair cut- what if I lean back and ruin my hair?
Giving a hair cut- what if I just graze his ear with the hair clippers
A large puddle- what if I steer into it and splash someone
A boiling pot of noodles- what if I stick my finger into it?
An outlet- what if I stick a pair of scissors into it
A pair of scissors- what if I take my 12 inches of hair and cut right near my roots?
A staircase- what if I push the person in front of me?
A burning fire- what if I fall into it?
A muggy swamp- what if I fall into it?
A pile of mud- what if I start a mud fight?
A white wall- what I take a sharpie and draw on it?
A septum piercing- what if I pull on it really hard?
A man bun- what I took a pair of scissors and cut it?
An open ended lamp- what if I steal the lightbulbs?
The Mona Lisa that hangs in Paris- what I splatter paint on it?
The sign that says do not touch- what if I touch it?
The large red button that says push to open- what if I don’t push it?
A white wedding- what if I stand up and object?
What if I fall into love and mess it up?
What if I never have the chance to say everything I want to?
What if I never get the chance to mess it up?
What if I miss you by a minute?
What if we were just a block away?
What if we touched hands and I never looked up?
What if you got on the bus and I kept scrolling?
What if I met you and never knew it?
What if I die alone?
About the Creator
Ada Zuba
Hi everyone! here to write and when I’m not writing, I’m either looking for Wi-Fi or avoiding real-world responsibilities. Follow along for a mix of sarcasm, random observations, and whatever nonsense comes to mind. "We're all mad here"
Make-up is a Scam
Make-up can make someone average feel beautiful, make-up can change the way we look and the way we feel about ourselves. This post may seem hypocritical because I use make-up on special occasions and sometimes to work. I have used make-up on my wedding and even had fake eyelashes and the whole nine yards. However, I think we can also recognize that make-up is no friend to our skin. Think about the chemicals that are in that bottle of foundation:
By Ada ZubaExclusive • about a year ago
Comments (1)
You have written something absolutely brilliant here! I say that those 'what-ifs' have ruined more lives than any actual failure could.