Internal memo

Are you overwhelmed by the pressures of working in customer service?

Do you wish that there was a way to just block out the relentless abuse and ridicule from your clientele?

Is trying to maintain a placating, professional demeanor draining your energy and ruining your personal life?

If you answered ‘yes’ to any of these questions, then you might benefit from Cohere!

Cohere is a workplace behavioural stabiliser that contains a revolutionary, patented formula that enables customer service workers to be their best work selves every day. Unlike other WBSs currently available on the market, Cohere allows you to remain completely aware of everything happening around you. This means you will be able to remember your workday so you know that you’re in control.

No more bad days or counting down the minutes on the clock until the end of your shift!

No more biting your tongue after being berated and verbally abused by members of the public!

No more reprimands from management for crying whilst clocked in!

With Cohere, you will be able to withstand any kind of confrontation or aggression with a ‘cool as a cucumber’ attitude, whilst still being able to adjust your outward expression to reflect the appropriate level of contrition.

Ask your employer to sponsor your team and you for a trial of Cohere today. Remember: the customer is always right!

Possible side effects may include:

* Headaches

* Nausea

* Dizziness

* Sudden explosive rage

* Gaps in memory

* Unexplained destructive urges

* Paranoia

* Acid reflux

(For a comprehensive list of potential side effects, please contact our sales team.)

Cohere - service without resistance