insert elevated word here
insert fancy subtitle here
insert hook-worthy line here
expand on it with some sort of stellar description
followed by a trio of adjectives that maybe you've heard of
add in some political turmoil in the form of a metaphor
pull back and sugarcoat, sugarcoat, sugarcoat
repeat with increased intensity
laugh in propaganda-favored language
snicker in despair
then add a dash of hope so the reader doesn't ditch completely
step back from the keyboard and go MIA since you lost the point of the poem
maybe do some laundry
the cat's been nagging for food in the dog's bowl because, go communism, or whatever
settle back into the office chair they advertised was good for your back even though it makes you shift often
start writing some words in an order that more or less makes sense
get distracted
open and close the same news apps again and again until your phone overheats and drains of battery and forces you to put it down
type a line or two and feel inadequate
self-criticize how your poetry is shorter than the rest, lacks fragrant adjectives and complex words that mean bigger things
that mean bigger things
that open like pandora's box on an opportunist day
then git like a demon on a day of destruction and cause internal mayhem because what writer doesn't love selling their soul for a few pennies
sell your soul for a few pennies
write poetry that means nothing yet isn't meaningless
bask in comments half backed, half thought, half AI bot
say "thanks" with a different emoji for each commentor so they don't think you copied and pasted
then cross post on another platform under a different header image (we know you do it) because why not make four pennies off the same words instead of two
close your laptop for the forty-seventh time since starting this damn poem and call it a night
even though you hate writing at night, you know that the guilt and finances of the day have finally caught up
save changes
and save your change
post and hope for the best, because maybe, just maybe, this one might bring it home
About the Creator
Oneg In The Arctic
A queer storyteller and poet of arctic adventures, good food, identity, mental health, and more.
Co-founder of Queer Vocal Voices
Water is Life ✊
Reader insights
Outstanding
Excellent work. Looking forward to reading more!
Top insight
Heartfelt and relatable
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Comments (7)
Sinical, but to the point! We've all been there.
Some excellent observations
'save changes, and save your change' Excellent line Oneg! I love the multiple meaning and clever wordplay throughout!
Followed your instructions & all I got was carpal tunnel. (Just kidding. Though I can relate.)
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Insert comments about how relatable/humorous I found your poem here, while trying not to sound like an AI bot 😀
Eyup. Definitely related to this.