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Insect Vasectomies On the Spiders Web

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By Rowan Finley Published 2 days ago 1 min read

Insect inspects web

Spider waves a warm hello…

Vasectomy here?

For FunHaikuhumor

About the Creator

Rowan Finley

Father. Academic Advisor. Musician. Writer. My real name is Jesse Balogh.

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  • Colleen Walters2 days ago

    This used to be run by a praying mantis, but he quit because he got tired of clients biting his head off because of all the paperwork. 👀

  • Harper Lewis2 days ago

    I’m dead, and my ghost is laughing.

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