Infomercial
Blink Away. The world's #1 solution for vanishing.
Pick apart my brain and you'll find nothing because nothing is exactly what lives there...
-B. Vigilant.
~~~
tired of the bustling
demands of you?
tired of being asked
questions you can't find
the answers to?
Maybe you're fed up with
flunking every test
life hurls your way.
well, don't be discouraged!
you can now rid everyone
of the very ego
they know you as
without leaving a trace...
you heard it right! if you
take advantage of this
life-erasing offer now,
you can disappear permanently
with
Blink Away
simply call the number on
your screen and
we'll show you how to
erase the mistakes.
how to only exist in
the shadows of oblivion.
how to turn your presence into
an indecipherable afterthought...
you left reality long ago.
why not seal the deal
with a great opportunity
to become a story never finished.
a glitch in the matrix.
a person who returned their name...
sounds too good to be true,
right?
but now you ask,
how do we accomplish
such a feat?
the answer comes easier than staying
where you are right now!
pack nothing because you don't need
reminders of yesterday!
bring only your commitment
to recede from view and any survival skills
left in the tank.
Blink Away will do the rest!
unlike the invariable
qualities of plastic pride,
we'll help you degrade
in the minds of those who say they
care.
they don't!
why should you?
let your shadow live in infamy—
legacies are for sissies.
a confidential Utopia awaits you at
the heart of being nowhere.
so, what are you waiting for?
vanishing won't wait all day!
act now!
Disclaimer: Blink Away is a proprietary solution for the act of vanishing. Although our signature package guarantees to erase your existence from public records, we can't guarantee your old life back. Any similarities to faking your death are purely coincidental. Must be clinically desperate to purchase.
Blink Away... We don't disappear until you do.
About the Creator
Lamar Wiggins
Creative writer in the Northeast US who loves the paranormal, mystery, true crime, horror, humor, fantasy and poetry.
"Life is Love Experienced" -LW
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dancing in the rain watching movies till sunrise... living life carefree *** A/N: With so much going on in our lives, let's remember to relax more often. Stress is detrimental. Life is supposed to be beautiful. Life is beautiful! No matter what the naysayers, evildoers, haters, Karens and drama queens of the world throw our way, it should never disrupt our own pursuit of happiness.
By Lamar Wiggins7 months ago in Poets
Comments (17)
Hilarious infomercial!!!❤️❤️💕
Very cleverly done, Lamar
"We'll help you degrade in the minds of those who say they care, they don't!"- Yes, yes, sign me up, please! I guess this makes me clinically desperate, LOL! Excellent take on the challenge, Lamar!
Outstanding dark humor piece, Lamar! Several times I didn't know whether to laugh or to cry. Brilliant!
This is such an original idea! Great entry!
Ha ha ha love it. You should be in the advertising business Lamar. Surely a winner and TS
I love your sense of humor in this one! I hope "they" do too!
Spectacular take on this challenge! “Become a story never finished” was a great line
Yes I'm clinically desperate hahahahahaha. I need this so badly! Loved your creative take on this challenge!
Brilliant!
Lamar this is a breath of fresh air. A whimsical tale made for the desperate. Great line: 'Blink Away... We don't disappear until you do.'
I would file a lawsuit for patent infringement but that would require that I exist as a plaintiff which would kind of defeat the purpose. Brilliant, Lamar.
Clinically desperate is a great phrase.
Excellent creation ! Enjoyed
Clever!! And that final line, hahahaha!! 'Legacies are for sissies' had me cracking up. This was wonderfully creative, Lamar :) Maybe you should be in advertising, lol?
Love this, Lamar! Super unique and clever take on the challenge. The disclaimer at the end is great too, really ties everything together.
This sounds like a process already in action! It also sounds like a horror movie waiting to be written. You take Malcolm Gladwell's views on a blink to a whole new level. The poem inspired thoughts about all is going on and behind the scenes. I enjoyed the ride but find that I need toI bat my eyes to let the tears help me see more clearly.