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Limerick of the Week

By Gerard DiLeoPublished 2 years ago 1 min read
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A man in midlife crises

Gave in to all his vices

When his wife and kids were gone

He subscribed to all his porn

When left to his own devices

humorLimerick

About the Creator

Gerard DiLeo

Retired, not tired. Hippocampus, behave!

Make me rich! https://www.amazon.com/Gerard-DiLeo/e/B00JE6LL2W/

My substrack at https://substack.com/@drdileo

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  • Dharrsheena Raja Segarran2 years ago

    Hahahahahhahahaahhaha now that's a life worth living! No wife, no kids, no stress, no responsibilities. Just porn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Toby Heward2 years ago

    A weird piece indeed

  • Rachel Deeming2 years ago

    I would write a comment but I don't know what to write. Damning?

  • Kendall Defoe 2 years ago

    All of them? 😎

  • Joe Patterson2 years ago

    Funny, but also socially relevant. Well done.

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