i swear.
Auto-incorrect
Group text to the fam—
a dinner invite. "Granny,
I swear I typed duck."
About the Creator
Kristen Balyeat
Words fly to me on the wind, bump into me as I'm strolling the city, splash me in the face while I rest by the river, and shake me awake in the middle of the night—I’m humbly one of the vessels they use to come to life.
Also, i love you:)
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Comments (27)
The more I read - It is a learning experience. All this poetry. Congratulations on your win. This made me laugh. - Thank You!
Lol 🤨you sure. Quack 🦆
Congratulations
LOL This so cute! I love it!
Ha ha! so embarrassing! Well done on your win.
Congratulations!!! 😍😍🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣 this is fantastic!
Back to congratulate and revisit this funny moment 😂
Congrats, Kristen💐... and 😅. Damn autocorrect!
Huge congrats on runner up Kristen! Awesome work!! 😁👏👏👏🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Wooohooooo congratulations on your win!
Congratulations!
Fantastic! Congrats Kristen! 😊
Yay! Congrats on placing. Well done.
Congratulations!
Unpopular opinion perhaps, but this wins in my book. Captured the spirit of senryu, particularly those surrounding humor, perfectly. Relatable, and made me laugh out loud (a rare occurrence!). Well done!
Way to go, Kristen! This one was hilarious! Congratulations!
You got me with the picture then made me laugh once I read this.
Haha too funny
Hahahaha! It definitely happens.
hahahhahahaha this is adorable! We've all been there :-D xx
"D" & "F" are quite close together, lol, & the keyboard on a cell phone is quite small.
bwaahahha love it. and the image!
Hahaha!! Good one!🤣🤣 Dharrsheena’s comment below! 😆 Truth!
For me it's sometimes the other way around (when I text friends only of course) because I don't think I ever mention duck in my day to day 🤣