I Have No Idea What You Are

An Alien landed in front of me!

I offered it food,

It stared at me miserably.

I took it to the shop,

But away it hopped!

I took it home,

But it wanted it's big dome.

I offered it a bed,

but it slept standing up instead.

I have no idea what you are!

I have no idea what you like!

The Alien told me it wanted to hitch-hike,

So I offered my bike,

And bid it a good night!

An Alien landed in front of me,

And I had no clue;

So I sent it on holiday

Out of the blue!