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I am Not a Bot

Venting Poem

By Mother CombsPublished 10 months ago 1 min read
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Hey, Vocal

Sit down, let's have a chat

I know my problems aren’t local

And I don’t want to seem like a brat

But this constant verifying I’m human

Every ten minutes, no matter what

Totally sucks, man

I’m a person, not a bot

It’s causing me to lose precious time

When asking for proof

While editing my latest rhyme

It makes my work go poof

If a save is not made

The site has been insane

Since the DDoS raid

I don’t want to seem inane

But there has to be some other way

Without my words disappearing

Because this way I’m going cray-cray

Frustration isn’t cheering

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A/N: I had written a plagiaristic poem earlier today, but due to the long wait time to publish that Vocal has now implemented, I chickened out and deleted it. Who knows how good it was, I may never publish it now.

fact or fictionFree VerseheartbreakMental Healthsad poetrysocial commentaryStream of ConsciousnessProse

About the Creator

Mother Combs

Come near, sit a spell, and listen to tales of old as I sit and rock by my fire. I'll serve you some cocoa and cookies as I tell you of the time long gone by when your Greats-greats once lived.

AB

Admin = ViM

LYLAS

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  • Grz Colm10 months ago

    Cray cray indeed. I’ve not been creating like most of you lot but I’m tiring of this too, my short attention is practically gone by the time I log in lol. Ugh! 😶

  • Shirley Belk10 months ago

    This Bot thing is making us all go cray cray....loved the humor and truth in this!

  • NOOOOO WHY DID YOU DELETE IT? WHY DID YOU DENY ME OF JOY? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • Andrea Corwin 10 months ago

    Yeah, the changes are annoying. The mobile app doesn't work when I get a notification of a "comment" it takes me not to the story. No word back on the quirk. I use WORD and then paste into Vocal. I save frequently - that way if something gets deleted (the site is wonky many times when reviewing and accidental deletions happen), I can just close out and use the latest saved draft.

  • Xine Segalas10 months ago

    Bravo! I thought it was just my computer for some reason. What do you mean long wait time to publish? I haven't published anything this week.

  • I have to admit, I never use the editor in Vocal until I have the work completed & saved in Microsoft Word. The idea of working on something for a lengthy period only to have it go poof before saving is nightmarish. I remember that happening once while writing a 20-page paper in seminary. (A tornado touched down across the street & knocked the power out.) I never want it to happen again.

  • Caroline Craven10 months ago

    Ha! Well done - love this. I cannot get into vocal now unless I use Google Chrome. And it's weird that you have to keep refreshing or it times out.

  • Cathy holmes10 months ago

    Publish it, chicken. lol. Bye the way, love this one.

  • This amazing arrangement of letters created a wonderful array of words that uniquely expresses the struggle of being human in a world submerged in AI. BTW, I am not a bot

  • And this verification thing doesn't let Google translate through so I can't translate full stories and comments to my friends in Turkiye. This is a deal breaker for me.

  • Susan Payton10 months ago

    I agree with you so much, and not only that when I try to share it with my Facebook - they do the same thing. - Just a moment - then verify they are human and sometimes that doesn't even work, it comes up page not found. So much for sharing with Facebook which is the only reason I joined vocal, but so much for external reads also. Good poem Mother Combs

  • Maryam Batool10 months ago

    I swear, Sharon! This 'verifying human' thing is so damn frustrating! I hate it. I've requested it earlier and requesting it again; If we don't look human after every 10 minutes... C'mon, allow our camera's and verify if we are or not!! You guys are facing this all now, and I've been going through this roughness for almost 4 months! But, now it's extreme 😩😩 Vocal needs to do somethin'!

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