How To Never Be Found

First you must run away,

To a place you cannot say.

Or you will be taken home,

Where you will be all alone.

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Then you must pack,

Everything you own in a sack.

Don’t bother to take everything,

Pretend not to hear the phone ring.

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Don’t take your phone with you,

Or they’ll be able to track you too.

Never bring your cards only cash,

Throw everything else in the trash.

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Change everything that you wear,

You don’t have a moment to spare.

Throw your phone into the dumpster,

Don’t waste a moment longer.

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Lie low for a week,

Act like it’s hide and seek.

Except you’ll never be found,

So long as you stay underground.

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You now have nothing to fear,

Now that you learned to disappear.