Hot Mess Italian

It was the first of October 2021, 

In a zoom meeting online, 

That a talented photographer in Melbourne presented whom you may know

By the name of Hot Mess Italian; 

And this photographer he lived with no other thought,

Than to save the environment and stop animal cruelty.

He has lots of hobbies but has worn them a bit thin, 

Guitar, reading, writing, coffee walks, online shopping (can you believe that?), video/photo stuff…

He's definitely an early bird, 

In bed by 11 most nights, out of bed 6ish every morning, 2 long blacks before 9 am…

He's snow-white, yet he claims he could pull off an afro, going for the hot mess look, 

Not sure about being hot, but certainly has achieved the "mess" part of the goal:).

Spends a lot of time with his sister, the one who used to be a pain; 

Checks in on his employee constantly, the one who's really special; 

Visits his BFF in Sydney occasionally, the one he never talks about; 

Had plenty of girlfriends, lucky they got away… 

A biker who's not a gangster but a lone wolf, 

An Italian who doesn't speak Italian, 

A legal specialist with a commerce degree who enjoys reading the Soviet Union stuff…

He loves giving me tons of things to do, or he loves saying "I owe you one", we'll never know which…

All I know is, lucky he lives in Melbourne, or he'll be broke taking me to lunches and drinks, 

I'm famous for having expensive taste.

He looks like he cannot even afford a haircut.