He won't hear the end of this.
He'll be forever taking the piss.
Ah, his thing got confused
The wrong function was used
Instead of a date ending in perfection
His overly excited er- Well, he was handed rejection
And he walked away with his pride being bruised
***
This limerick was originally commented on Cathy Holmes' limerick, "Young Michael."
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hahaha. This is great. Thanks for the shout out.
Hehehe!