A young lad sat in class, not giving a damn.
He thought about melons, rumps, and even clams.
His teacher said, "Young one you look bored.
Would you like to get up and solve this problem on the board?"
He felt what was in his pants and said, "I'd rather remain seated, ma'am."
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Nice , but there should be warning ⚠️ on the suggestive content . Great poem , by the way. We have young folks on here as well.
Hahahaha!!!!!! I bet he would (hehe) like to remain seated. Fun use of words in this one :)