Gremlins
Don't feed it after midnight, avoid bright light, and never, never get it wet!
Mogwai Multiplied
There were just three rules!
Gizmo shakes his head in shame.
Break out the blender!
The unofficial challenge: By Matthew Fromm
I had so much fun reading the entries to this challenge, I decided to create a Bad Movie Review Haiku of my own.
I've always enjoyed the movie Gremlins -- Gizmo is the cutest thing and I want to take him home! BUT -- I can't help feeling a little frustrated with Billy every time. You fed it after midnight AND let it get wet? Really? You had one job, dude.
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Comments (5)
Damn.. missed this! so on point! I know there would be no shenanigans if he had but Billy was a moron, lol! loved this haiku review on one of my faves growing up! well done, Holly!
Very cute haiku… silly Billy! 😵💫
such a great talent
I've never watched this but it sure does sound fun! Loved your poem!
I always thought the same thing!!! Come on, kid!! But I loved Gizmo too :) Good one, Holly!