Grandma Got Walloped By A Walker

Grandma Got Walloped by a Walker

Grandma got walloped by a walker

Fighting with her sister Tuesday eve

You can say there wasn’t any fist-cuffs

But as for dispatch and po-po we believe

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She’d cranked her hearing aid way up loud

But forgot a new battery

Tried to get one from Thelma

But Thelma wasn’t falling for no flattery

Grabbed a’hold of grandma’s arm flab

Clubbed her upside with her cane

Gleefully threw her in a corner

There was Screeching and cackling quite insane

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Grandma got walloped by a walker

Fighting with her sister Tuesday eve

You can say there wasn’t any fist-cuffs

But as for dispatch and po-po we believe

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Grandma got police on the phone

Yelling she was being nearly kil’t

Said her sister was going crazy

Attacking her with a cane held by the hilt

Cornered her by the bedroom door

Dispatcher was laughing when all was said

At the old ladies insanity

Send police and paramedics

Or just shake her head (shake her head)

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Grandma got walloped by a walker

Fighting with her sister Tuesday eve

You can say there wasn’t any fist-cuffs

But as for dispatch and po-po we believe

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Two old ladies in hospital

Glaring past their i.v. lines

Nurses walking by on eggshells

Shaking their heads as they listen to f’bomb mines

Warning assistants and doctors

Stay away from Thelma’s cane

Be mindful of old lady power

Grandma’s may appear quite sweet

Some are just insane

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Grandma got walloped by a walker

Fighting with her sister Tuesday eve

You can say there wasn’t any fist-cuffs

But as for dispatch and po-po we believe

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Grandma got walloped by a walker

Fighting with her sister Tuesday eve

You can say there wasn’t any fist-cuffs

But as for dispatch and po-po we believe