Grama Iz Nedid
Poetry to Make Grammar Police Twitch
Grama Iz Nedid April 1982
Words ah part of ah evree da lif
We yous dem n pees, we yous dem in strif
There iz a ned tu no how tu reed
Tha big bunch uv words wee se
Tu rit we must hav nalege n spelin
Tu ad n tha frazes wich dis point iz dweling
N this poim u hav vizuel ayds
Tu mak yu reliz y yu must kep up yur grads
Rud peepil ma sa “ha, yor reel dumee”
Or b curteis n sa “Wow, u rit reel funee”
Translation
Grammar Is Needed
Words are part of our everyday life
We use them in peace, we use them in strife
There is a need to know how to read
The big bunch of words we see
To write we must have knowledge in spelling
To aid in the phrases which this point is dwelling
In this poem you have visual aids
To make you realize why you must keep up your grades
Rude people may say, “Hey, you’re a real dummy”
Or be courteous and say “Wow, you write real funny”
About the Creator
Elle P. Brown
Elle writes from the heart - and sometimes the twisted mind specializing in plots & plot twists with a dash of reality in them.
Quoting Edgar Allen Poe: "A short story must have a single mood and every sentence must build towards it."


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