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Grama Iz Nedid

Poetry to Make Grammar Police Twitch

By Elle P. BrownPublished 5 years ago 1 min read
Grama Iz Nedid
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Grama Iz Nedid April 1982

Words ah part of ah evree da lif

We yous dem n pees, we yous dem in strif

There iz a ned tu no how tu reed

Tha big bunch uv words wee se

Tu rit we must hav nalege n spelin

Tu ad n tha frazes wich dis point iz dweling

N this poim u hav vizuel ayds

Tu mak yu reliz y yu must kep up yur grads

Rud peepil ma sa “ha, yor reel dumee”

Or b curteis n sa “Wow, u rit reel funee”

Translation

Grammar Is Needed

Words are part of our everyday life

We use them in peace, we use them in strife

There is a need to know how to read

The big bunch of words we see

To write we must have knowledge in spelling

To aid in the phrases which this point is dwelling

In this poem you have visual aids

To make you realize why you must keep up your grades

Rude people may say, “Hey, you’re a real dummy”

Or be courteous and say “Wow, you write real funny”

surreal poetry

About the Creator

Elle P. Brown

Elle writes from the heart - and sometimes the twisted mind specializing in plots & plot twists with a dash of reality in them.

Quoting Edgar Allen Poe: "A short story must have a single mood and every sentence must build towards it."

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