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Peed On Me Today

By Tambourine ManPublished about a year ago • 1 min read
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Someone forgot to close the gate,

Like usual,

He also decided to rain on all of us,

Hence the peeing on us theory,

The storm cloud will always stop by,

When least expected,

And that is the fun part,

Let the storm pass over us,

And twist us into a thousand pieces,

I almost forgot to thank him for it,

The storm clouds will come again,

Let us make sure that they do,

It sure was a rainy day today,

The iron fence will show us what to do next,

I will make sure of it,

Thanks once again for the moisture.

For Fun

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Tambourine Man

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  • Caitlin Charltonabout a year ago

    Thanks for writing so that we can appreciate even the storm. Beautiful words and thoughtful musings.

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