Gender Fluid Dentristry

i came out to my parents and now i'm in the cold

all my friends at school have done it and so i did as i was told

i worry about what clothes to wear and how to tape my tits

i worry about how to ‘boy’ all my girly bits

i worry about of my teeth the most this concern continues to persist

no one tries to understand me i need a gender fluid dentist

most of my molars have accepted me now but a couple are giving me grief

my canines won't have a bar of my change i wish i had gender fluid teeth

my incisors are finicky and change their minds from day to day

i just want my teeth to all be boys it's not as though i'm gay

my fillings have me worried i got them before my change

i run over them with my tongue they feel feminine and strange

i didn’t ask to have this life i never wanted to be a she

i'm not being silly or perverse i'm just a wrongly plumbed he

my teachers were all wonderful they could see it wasn’t a ploy

it's not a mental illness i just wanna be a boy

the indoctrination i got at school was all i needed to set my mind

i'll be the cutest boy ever cause i’ll have a girls behind

i'll never get a hard on or be able to flog my log

just another strange looking cunt out going for a jog

i'll surgically trade my ovaries in one day i know it's gonna happen

they'll make a dick from my leg flesh a real Frankenstein’s strap on

someday... i will be a boy i’ll be a real square chinned banger

but in reality i'll just end up looking like a bashed up Alfie Langer