Piss Test

i’m only here forty hours a week

the rest of that times my own

and what i choose to do and take

is not yours to condemn or condone

i’m only here forty hours a week

if i wanna’ get fucked up on beer and drugs i will

you have paid poorly for MY hours

so the rest of MY time is mine to kill

we always knew it was gonna happen

we just never knew WHEN it was gonna hit

test you for this test you for that

test you for all kinds of different shit

a fail means instant dismissal

a pass and your shitty job’s still all yours

then you’ll get to do it all over again

every week until they change the laws

do i look stupid to you

like some kind of jerk

i’m not a fuckin idiot

i don’t get high at work

so why you gotta test my piss

why embarrass me in this way

and who really cares what i took

and that it i took it on a flexiday!

you have the right to a 5ml cup

the futures here: you’re in it

they got complete and absolute control

of every single fucking minute

i am dread of the day that this all began

i didn’t sign up for this

work not only gives you the shits

but now they take the piss

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piss test piss test is there a letter in the mail

piss test piss test are ya gonna pass or fail

piss test piss test it’s just the way things are

piss test piss test you’re pissing in a jar