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Fists of Fury: Dragon Fights the Horse

Jackie Chan vs Bruce Lee

By SAMURAI SAM AND WILD DRAGONSPublished 2 days ago β€’ 1 min read
Dragon Lords

Chicken Fist Fights the Lord of the Dragon

the king of kung fu, seeking blood revenge

the chinese opera star, chicken fists of funk

funk you dragon poo poo

up yours chicken doo do0

suck my pecker, dick fu.

eat me cha cha, boo fu

die sucker, sing this kung funk you mantra . . .

. . ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . .

. . . . ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . .

. . . . . . . .. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . .

. . ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . .

. . . . ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . .

. . . . . . . .. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . .

. . .. let your anger be like a monkey inside a piΓ±ata . . .

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About the Creator

SAMURAI SAM AND WILD DRAGONS

DR. WAYNE STEIN Ted Talk Speaker, Amazon Author, Asian Gothic Scholar; Yoga Certified, Black Belts. Writer Program Admin, Writing Center Director, Cancer Survivor, Korean Born , Raised in Japan and Italy, grew up In Los Angeles.

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  • Sandy Gillman2 days ago

    This gave me a chuckle!

  • Julie Lacksonen2 days ago

    Good for laughs!

  • Mark Graham2 days ago

    Not sure about this one.

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  • Die Sucker, Sucker! Sucker.

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