Fists of Fury: Dragon Fights the Horse
Jackie Chan vs Bruce Lee
By SAMURAI SAM AND WILD DRAGONSPublished 2 days ago β’ 1 min read
Dragon Lords
Chicken Fist Fights the Lord of the Dragon
the king of kung fu, seeking blood revenge
the chinese opera star, chicken fists of funk
funk you dragon poo poo
up yours chicken doo do0
suck my pecker, dick fu.
eat me cha cha, boo fu
die sucker, sing this kung funk you mantra . . .
. . ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . .
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. . . . . . . .. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . .
. . .. let your anger be like a monkey inside a piΓ±ata . . .
About the Creator
SAMURAI SAM AND WILD DRAGONS
DR. WAYNE STEIN Ted Talk Speaker, Amazon Author, Asian Gothic Scholar; Yoga Certified, Black Belts. Writer Program Admin, Writing Center Director, Cancer Survivor, Korean Born , Raised in Japan and Italy, grew up In Los Angeles.




Comments (6)
This gave me a chuckle!
Good for laughs!
Not sure about this one.
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Die Sucker, Sucker! Sucker.