“Enjoy your dinner.”
“You too.” My face flushed red with
humiliation.
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Maddy Haywood
Hi there! My name's Maddy and I'm an aspiring author. I really enjoy reading modernised fairy tales, and retellings of classic stories, and I hope to write my own in the future. Fantasy stories are my go-to reads.
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In breaking news, rehabilitated Republican Senator Johnnie Johnson (Pronouns: HE, HIM, HIS) called a press conference from the Men’s room of the New Orleans Louis Armstrong International Airport, Concourse B, across from the Ignatius Reilly’s Lucky Dog stand. The Senator had just returned from a sexual reorientation rehabilitation program in Memphis, TN after being publically disgraced at a Buckee’s Truckstop restroom soliciting sex from an undercover cop three months ago. He is a founding member of the Reformed Christians for Christ, a conservative, pro-family and ex-gay advocacy group. In the spirit of being reborn, Senator Johnson invited reporters to marvel at his plans for a major remodeling of airport bathrooms.
By Cathy Schieffelin6 days ago in Humor
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This is entered into the Snafu Senryu Challenge. I hope you enjoy it!
Hahaha I’ve done this so many times and get so embarrassed 😂. However, I also work in the restaurant industry. I promise we don’t judge . It happens a lot. It’s still embarrassing to do though haha
Too many times!
Natural instinct gone wrong
Every time... 😂😂😂
Lol, imagine if they immediately sit at our table and start eating the food 🤣 Loved your Senryu!
Omg this is so true!