Eric Cletus
of Florida
Eric is his given name
But he prefers to go by Cletus
Okeechobee born and raised
He is a product of his environment
He’s never read an entire book
And is an avid devotee of Fox News
Sporting a mullet since 1991
He loves his bright pink sleeveless muscle shirt
Paired with faded tan baggie cargo shorts
Silver Ray Bans and dirty flip flops
He’s got the look down pat
He thinks will make the lady’s swoon
Eric Cletus of Okeechobee
He’ll never sit down
And he won’t shut up
He sure as fucking hell will never grow up
Eric Cletus of Okeechobee
Driving around town in his
1998 faded red Ford 450
He bought with the money
He saved serving in Iraq
There’s a gun rack with
Rifles in the rear view window
Trump 2024 sticker on the bumper
He’s got a Coleman full of Michelob Lite
For his friends when they tailgate
With gator kebobs on the grill
And watermelon coolers
To make the ladies tipsy, fun and easy
We got some fancy living here.
Eric Cletus of Okeechobee
He’ll never sit down
And he won’t shut up
He sure as fucking hell will never grow up
Eric Cletus of Okeechobee
- Julie O'Hara
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