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Election Haiku

I've voted!

By Lana V LynxPublished about a year ago 1 min read

"Nice shirt!" pollster said.

"My hero," I say, found out.

"Same," she winks at me.

Author's note: I bought this blouse a year before RBG died. The company that made it doesn't sell them anymore. But I wear it to the events where I need to boost my confidence and subtly communicate my worldview. Most people think it's a simple leopard print. But those who notice, know. It's like a coded language.

About the haiku: I know it's not really meeting the haiku criteria and I should have said "poll worker" instead of "pollster." But then it would have been 6 syllables in the first line.

Obviously, I've voted. I still like voting in person, especially because I live in the red-blooded rural Pennsylvania where my vote counts and where there are no long lines at the polling station. It's actually quite a pleasant experience: all poll workers are polite, friendly and attentive. There were more people voting this time, however, than in previous elections, but the turnaround was really quick. Took me about 5 minutes total, quick in and out on the way to work.

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Lana V Lynx

Avid reader and occasional writer of satire and short fiction. For my own sanity and security, I write under a pen name. My books: Moscow Calling - 2017 and President & Psychiatrist

@lanalynx.bsky.social

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  • Esala Gunathilakeabout a year ago

    Thanks for the haiku. Enjoyed it.

  • Shirley Belkabout a year ago

    I admired RBG, too.

  • It would be nice if the voting process here took place in less than 5 minutes too instead of a few hours 😅😅 Loved your poem!

  • Michelle Liew Tsui-Linabout a year ago

    Great job and glad the vote was a good one. May the results bode well!

  • Daphsamabout a year ago

    Great job! So nice to hear you had a good voting experience!

  • Rachel Deemingabout a year ago

    I love this, Lana. Haikus like this uplift with their simple message.

  • Andrea Corwin about a year ago

    Nice one, glad for the explanation… And love the shirt. I have relatives in Pennsylvania🙄

  • Kendall Defoe about a year ago

    Well done...on all fronts! 🗳 ☑️

  • Cindy Calderabout a year ago

    Really digging that shirt, Lana. It’s a little less obvious than the pink pussy cap I considered wearing when I voted! This piece is a great response to the given prompt (as usual)!

  • Paul Stewartabout a year ago

    Rules smules. lol. I love that blouse and love that you wear it out and about. Loved your haiku, regardless of anything about rules smules. lol. Also, I have to confess - when you said "all poll workers are polite, friendly and attentive." I misread attentive as attractive and thought "steady on, Lana!" lol. Sorry for my brain ha. Well done on a great entry!

  • L.I.Eabout a year ago

    Great Haiku! And excellent to hear that you had a great voting experience ✨

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