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Edward Scissorhands- BAD Film Review

[Kim: “Hold me, Edward”.] Edward: “I can’t.”]

By Grz ColmPublished about a year ago 1 min read
Image from Tim Burton Wiki

✂️

Pasty, young man has

Scissors for hands, pierces girl’s

waterbed- ‘crush’ swoons!

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Quick Note: My entry for Matthew Fromm’s Bad Movie Review challenge, which you can learn about below. I think it ends tomorrow tonight. I used to love this film as a kid, but have not watched for years. ☺️

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Grz Colm

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  • Joe O’Connor6 months ago

    Always love the idea of a bad movie review haha. I've actually never watched Edward Scissorhands, but feel like I should. Hope you're well Grz!

  • Lamar Wigginsabout a year ago

    What a bizarre movie that was! Hahahaha!

  • Heather Hublerabout a year ago

    Oh, I always liked this movie :) Love what you did with the review.

  • Tiffany Gordonabout a year ago

    What a fun review! I enjoyed the clip as well! Awesome job my friend!

  • Very cute😃… I loved this movie too✅

  • Cathy holmesabout a year ago

    haha. Great review.

  • Testabout a year ago

    well done

  • Mariann Carrollabout a year ago

    I still love this movie. He was kind-hearted even if he was cursed with scissor hands. Your poem bring back memory of that scene in the movie vividly

  • Antoni De'Leonabout a year ago

    Never got this one...never made sense. Still puzzling to me. I did 'Violent Night'. Whats you view on it.

  • Rachel Deemingabout a year ago

    Great, Grz! I love this film with its technicolour town and its shallow ladies and Vincent Price! Vincent Price! Its message though - that's what it's all about for me and the reason I'd never have a water bed.

  • D. J. Reddallabout a year ago

    HA! Nice work, Grz!

  • I used to love this movie when I was a kid too! I've not watched it since then and I'm wondering if I'd feel the same way if I watch it now. Loved your Haiku!

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