Edward Scissorhands- BAD Film Review
[Kim: “Hold me, Edward”.] Edward: “I can’t.”]
By Grz ColmPublished about a year ago • 1 min read

Image from Tim Burton Wiki
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Pasty, young man has
Scissors for hands, pierces girl’s
waterbed- ‘crush’ swoons!
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Quick Note: My entry for Matthew Fromm’s Bad Movie Review challenge, which you can learn about below. I think it ends tomorrow tonight. I used to love this film as a kid, but have not watched for years. ☺️
Thanks for reading!
About the Creator
Grz Colm
Film and TV reviews, 🎞 as well as short stories and free verse poems.



Comments (13)
Always love the idea of a bad movie review haha. I've actually never watched Edward Scissorhands, but feel like I should. Hope you're well Grz!
What a bizarre movie that was! Hahahaha!
Oh, I always liked this movie :) Love what you did with the review.
Hahahah! This is the best review of one of the worst movies!! So great Grz!!
What a fun review! I enjoyed the clip as well! Awesome job my friend!
Very cute😃… I loved this movie too✅
haha. Great review.
well done
I still love this movie. He was kind-hearted even if he was cursed with scissor hands. Your poem bring back memory of that scene in the movie vividly
Never got this one...never made sense. Still puzzling to me. I did 'Violent Night'. Whats you view on it.
Great, Grz! I love this film with its technicolour town and its shallow ladies and Vincent Price! Vincent Price! Its message though - that's what it's all about for me and the reason I'd never have a water bed.
HA! Nice work, Grz!
I used to love this movie when I was a kid too! I've not watched it since then and I'm wondering if I'd feel the same way if I watch it now. Loved your Haiku!