Don’t Tell Uncle Roger
Been watching a lot of Uncle Roger videos and I think they’re great. So I made a poem inspired by his videos.
Don’t tell Uncle Roger about the ammonia scent of Hákarl!
He’s still traumatised from the chilli jam in egg fried rice.
Don’t tell Uncle Roger I saw my ex on the bus last week!
His hair so greasy Jamie Oliver gonna throw him in his ramen.
Don’t tell Uncle Roger they banned MSG in Pakistan!
He will get upset and put his leg down from chair…
Don’t tell Uncle Roger they’re cooking chicken in cough syrup!
If he die who will roast the Jammy Olive Oil?
Don’t tell Uncle Roger about rice draining in colliders!
He will report you to the rice protection services and pray for the grains.
Don’t tell Uncle Roger I cooked rice with Baileys!
The rice was too wet, too white and too creamy.
Don’t tell Uncle Roger about the Getti Spagetti with candy!
Oops, too late he has already seen it on TikTok…
Don‘t tell Uncle Roger I am vegetarian!
He’ll sMack me like a bag of rice and send me to live with Auntie Helen…
About the Creator
Chloe Gilholy
I live in Oxfordshire, England. I used to write a lot of fan fiction and mainly just write poetry now. I've been to over 20 countries and written many books. I'm currently working on a horror story called Heavenly Seas.
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Nice I enjoyed dear :)