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Dog, Cat, and Stoat in a Boat

A Warning - It's not Polite to Gloat!

By Paul StewartPublished 3 years ago 1 min read

The dog in the boat liked to gloat

At the cat's best friend, a stoat

He smirked

He joked

Until the cat kicked him off the boat

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  • Canuck Scriber Lisa Lachapelle3 years ago

    A fun read!

  • Hahahaha I aspire to be the cat!

  • Babs Iverson3 years ago

    LOL!!! Good one!!!

  • Too cute ☺️

  • Funny!!!

  • Heather Hubler3 years ago

    It's all fun and games until you kicked off the boat, lol!! Fun one!!

  • Cathy holmes3 years ago

    Lol. Cute

  • Thavien Yliaster3 years ago

    The dog and the cat and the stoat Where sailing along, remaining afloat When the dog was kicked off Up Water, he coughed Then the cat said, "Next time, we sail with the Goat."

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