Disgusting Christmas Menu

Disgusting Christmas’s Menu

For the absurd and morbid curiosity readers who are interest in a taste of a fanciful Christmas Menu featuring many of Santa’s pals.

Starters:

Deviled Putrid Penguin Eggs

Baked Rancid Reindeer Cheese with holly berries

Contaminated carrots and rotten apple slices

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Main Course:

Elf feet with a side of fungus toenails

Warm Blistered Blitzen’s hooves

Roasted Reeking Rudolph with mashed Dasher brains and Dancer’s sour urine gravy

Gag-worthy grass salad with Cupid’s poop pelts

Mrs. Claus’s burnt bland bread rolls

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Dessert:

Creepy Cupid’s Candy Cane

Santa’s Revenge on overworked reindeer Stollen cake

Chocolate flavored sticky Doner's eyeballs

Comet’s Christmas calf muscle pudding

Blitzen’s Crappy Mince Pies

Elf’s Jealous Over Third Billing Yule Log

Leering Elf On The Shelve Poop Fudge

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Drinks:

Santa’s Secret That’s Not Hot Chocolate In My Mug

Mrs. Claus Spiked Brandy Punch

Reindeer’s Mulled Urine Wine

Polluted Snowy Water

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If you’ve read the whole menu, you are like me, there’s a child inside you that can finds some joy in the ridiculous.

Thank you for reading.