What happens in vagueness stays in vagueness.
Why does Victor get all the spoils?
Do adopted highways ever think about their families?
If money makes the world go round, would lack of money change its shape?
Canada: a country where you can get both frostbite and heatstroke in the same day.
Why are all the stories at the beginning of the New Testament so different if the Apostles did spend so much time together?
If you follow the nerd, you'll be cheated of bimbos.
If you follow the word, you'll be needed for Scrabble.
If you fault all you heard, you'll be living like an asshole.

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Comments (11)
I love this! Especially the frostbite/heatstroke bit. It's very similar in the Midwest (see our recent tornado one day, blizzard the next lol). Great writing!
I love these poetic ponderings. News to me about Canadian weather. Sounds rough. As for the stories in the NT, I dared not question that one when I was growing up. Nope, not a good look for the teenager who was already putting her foot in her mouth regularly. LOL These are great. Please write some more!!
yup that's Canada alright
Deep funny thoughts...Canada sounds as bipolar as Texas's weather.
"Do adopted highways ever think about their families?" "If money makes the world go round, would lack of money change its shape?" Hahahahahahahhaha these were my favourite! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
All fun questions, though the one about the NT is a vital one most believers never ask.
I know Victor. He didn't want the spoils and said they were rotten lol
Hahaha, that Victor... Really enjoyed this one mate. I also didn't know there were those extremes in Canada.
Love these, Kendall!! Always good for a chuckle, and you tell Victor he needs toy learn to share!! 😜
That Victor! I have my doubts about them......
I enjoyed reading the article. Thanks for sharing