Dear Life,

Dear Life,

You know who you are,

Yes, I am talking to you,

You like to be called stress in my life,

I know you all too well,

You like to be in my life all the time,

No matter where I am there you are just behind me waiting to strike like a pitcher in a baseball game.

Just once I wish that I did have a day of stress,

Yours truly,

A stressed-out person