Dear Flat Earther’s

It’s the 21st century and yet you regress

You’re a mystery that time never solves

You should be embarrassed to have to confess

That not every human evolves

Ignoring the science in front of your face

So blind that this monkey would pen

“Those heroes who died on their way into space

Where on Earth are they hiding since then”

If life’s an exam then you’re failing the test

And the future’s more bleak if you breed

So if “Stupid’s” a race, then you’re clearly the best

And your kids may just double your speed

Denying all science and logic therein

Even monkeys were taken aback

You’re riding the rails like a bum chugging gin

On a train with a limited track

You marvel at pictures without any stars

Claiming NASA is out to deceive

Tho all other planets are rounded like ours

It’s a flat Earth you choose to believe

“Ignore and deny,” are your favorite tacts

We were wrong thinking this was a spoof

We’re here in the jungle awaiting your facts

Yet you never provide any proof

Just go to the edges and whip out your phone

Then show us where people fall off

If you can’t provide proof, well then leave it alone

Without proof we’ll continue to scoff

Ignorance is bliss and it’s how you survive

Education is just a cliché

There’s clearly a reason a moron can thrive

But we can’t say “retarded” today