Dear Coffee,
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How you doing, honey?
Get over here. I’ve got something to tell you.
I was considering writing this letter to beer, but then I remembered he’s just my side hustle.
You’re my true love.
Come on now, sweetie, don’t get jealous.
You know we agreed to an open relationship.
You also know if anyone should be a little concerned, it should be me.
After all, you’re the biggest cheater on the planet.
How many lips do you kiss in the morning?
How many do you drive wild with your irresistible aroma,
as those lips bathe in your nutty deliciousness?
Oh, don’t be coy. You know you’re special.
You know you’re loved the world over, and you revel in your infidelity.
But it’s okay, I still love you anyway,
you unapologetic slut.
Now, get over here and awaken my senses.
My eyes are open and I’m looking at you, Gorgeous.
Get over here and satisfy me.
Make me your slave; you dark, delicious beast,
and I will forever be yours.
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With dearest love and appreciation,
Me, and Your Concubines
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Cathy holmes
Canadian family girl with a recently discovered love for writing. Other loves include animals and sports.
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This wasn’t what I thought it was going to be!.. You had me laughing a few times! 😊👍 ☕️ well done!
Yay, I'm one of coffee's concubines!! Thank you for putting my feelings into words and acknowledging all of us ❣️
Never thought of coffee as a slut. Now I revel in my adventurousness.
Did your cat write this one? ;-) Love your poem and sense of humor. But watch out, coffee is a jealous one!
Your excellent sense of humor enlivens everything you write! Also, thank you for reminding me that I still had a cup in the pot. This is the only time I can honestly say I am happy to share a lover with someone else...
Omg how did I miss this one! Love it! ☕️ Coffee is my one true ❤️
Haha coffee is indeed a slut! I love this 💖
Very creative. Worth a prize.
I love your sense of humor your pieces are always full of satirical goodness
My liquid muse. Love it
Damn, I thought coffee was MY lover. 😅 I guess I can't compete after reading this sexy poem. 😍❤️
Lol, you made drinking coffee so sexual. It was like reading a romantic story. I love your way with words 😍
I love your poem and the unapologetic slut!
Your humor never fails to delight me, and you have such a way with words.
Awesome 💋✨ 📝😉
Ah, finally some one is speaking the truth.
hahaha, My master is soda. Great letter
Fantastic, Cathy!!! 💕😊
lmaooooo love this one, Cathy!!
Fantastic!!! Loved it!!!💖💕
Hi~C - Canadian Humor - Love it! Coincidence: I was just talking to my 'cup' while reading this! It really "PERKED" me up! "Performance Poetry?" Ah, a new category? Hope they add a 'Senior' Corner one day! A lot of fun-memories pop-out reading from our demographic. Thanks for the 'relatable' smiles - you always "Satisfy" Me! Jay Kantor, Chatsworth, California 'Senior' Vocal Author
Oh, I am definitely one of his slaves. He can spread that shit around to everyone just as long as he saves some for me. Loved this so much I'm going to swallow some right now :) hahaha As always, you came to slay!
Ha ha… you had me at ‘ I was considering to write this for beer’ As always a beautiful view of the ordinary. You are the George Carlin of prose.
Kinky coffee lol great one!!❤️