Dear Bed against the wall,

Okay, my mind is in major silliness mode. I pity the fool who has to read these poems I've been writing tonight... lol

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Dear bed against the wall,

Why must you eat all of my stuff?

I am missing half of my forks and spoons

which makes eating quite rough.

It's really hard to move my bed across

the room, so be a dear won't you and

stop eating my spoons.

My new SSD disc drive has gone missing too!

I bought it to back up all my new poetry

why oh why do you do this to me?

Don't I treat you well? I laundered your

bedspread just a week ago and fluffed

your pillows because you like that I know.

Then today you go and eat my pills, don't

you see I need those so I won't get ill?

So bed, please be reasonable and cut it out

or I'll let the cats shed on you then we'll

see who will pout. :P

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