I -
What’s for snack? Not that.
I would -
I’ve gone potty. Time to wipe me.
I would like -
What’s for dinner? Not that!
I would like just -
What’s red and green make? That’s not right
I would like just one -
Are you a robot? I’m a robot.
I would like just one moment -
I need water. And I need to pee.
I would like just one moment of -
One more book, please please please?
I would like just one moment of quiet
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I can’t sleep, Daddy.
About the Creator
Sean A.
A happy guy that tends to write a little cynically. Just my way of dealing with the world outside my joyous little bubble.
Where's the Glory?
In breaking news, rehabilitated Republican Senator Johnnie Johnson (Pronouns: HE, HIM, HIS) called a press conference from the Men’s room of the New Orleans Louis Armstrong International Airport, Concourse B, across from the Ignatius Reilly’s Lucky Dog stand. The Senator had just returned from a sexual reorientation rehabilitation program in Memphis, TN after being publically disgraced at a Buckee’s Truckstop restroom soliciting sex from an undercover cop three months ago. He is a founding member of the Reformed Christians for Christ, a conservative, pro-family and ex-gay advocacy group. In the spirit of being reborn, Senator Johnson invited reporters to marvel at his plans for a major remodeling of airport bathrooms.
By Cathy Schieffelin5 days ago in Humor
Comments (6)
OH MY GOD I FEEL THIS
As a mom, I totally get everything you're saying. You've brought back some funny memories for me.
I can't relate as a parent (not one yet) but I can relate as an auntie who has babysat several times. I was glad when I could hand my niece back to her parents and get some rest!
I'm so happy to be children hehehehe. Loved your poem!
I can… Sorry had to clean up peanut butter my daughter decided it was time to finger paint with it. ….I can relate!
Enjoyed the kid in there, Shaun.