Cross Walk Warning

Please Be Aware

HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK-

That The Crosswalk

All right, children! Form a single line, let’s go!

Can Be Very Distracting

Well! I never! How could you ever say that about our Janice?

Please Use Caution

Oh, honey, just dump his sorry ass already!

Watch for Distracted Drivers

Seriously, darling, I’m on my way home right now!

And Inattentive Pedestrians

Boooooorn tooo beee wiii-yah-yai-iiild!!!

Headphone Use Prohibited

And, on today’s Too Much Clutter podcast-

Skateboards and Inline Skates Restricted

sssssskkkkrrrrreeeee CRASH!! Gnarly wipeout, dude!

Look Both Ways Before Crossing

Carly! Get back here! Stop running from Grandma!

And Use Safety Precautions

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...Why Do I Even Bother...